Anti-Gay

I keep telling myself, Schadenfreude is bad karma, Schadenfreude is bad karma, but still… BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking hypocrites.

The pictures on the Rentboy.com profile show a shirtless young man with delicate features, guileless eyes, and sun-kissed, hairless skin. The profile touts his “smooth, sweet, tight ass” and “perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut)” and explains he is “sensual,” “wild,” and “up for anything” — as long you ask first. And as long as you pay. On April 13, the “rent boy” (whom we’ll call Lucien) arrived at Miami International Airport on Iberian Airlines Flight 6123, after a ten-day, fully subsidized trip to Europe. He was soon followed out of customs by an old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over, pushing an overburdened baggage cart.

You may wonder who the “old man with an atavistic mustache and a desperate blond comb-over” is? None other than George Alan Rekers, a Baptist minister and one of the most prominent anti-gay activists and leading scholar for the Christian right, and co founder of the Family Research Council who’s annual Values Summit is a litmus test for Republican presidential hopefuls, and who’s vehemently anti-gay lobbying group has become a standard-bearer of the nation’s extreme right wing.

To arrive at Lucien’s site, Rekers must have accepted Rentboy.com’s terms of use, thereby acknowledging he was not offended by graphic sexual material. He then would have been transported to a front page covered with images of naked, tumescent men busily sodomizing each other. Then Rekers must have performed a search. Did he want a “rentboy,” a “sugar daddy,” or a “masseur”? In what country? And what city? If Rekers searched for a rent boy in Miami, he would have found approximately 80 likely candidates. He must have scrolled down the first page, past the shirtless bears and desperate ex-models, and on to page 2. There, at last, was Lucien.

Reder is affiliated with the Church of the Wholly Hypocrites no doubt! This hypocrite will almost surely claim that he was only trying to reform his escort into a straight Christian man.